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Privacy Policy

Basically our privacy policy consists of we try to ask you for as little information as possible, and when we get some information about you it's for our eyes only. At the moment we don't offer public logins - so you have nothing to worry about, except:

Web Traffic Logging

We log. Your IP address is logged, as are the pages you go to. But fear not, we just use it for generalized traffic analysis and to print the pretty graphs. Nothing sinister - unless you're trying to break into our stuff. Then we get nasty.

We've also started using Google Analytics for traffic analysis. We don't utilize this tool for evil, but of course we can't speak for Google. If you don't wish to participate, you may adblock http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js and we won't mind.

Email Address

We need your email address to give you an account. It's a pretty rare occasion that we'll even email you (with the exception of a confirmation when you join), and we sure as shit won't give your email address to anyone else.

Email Contact

By emailing us, you are hereby giving us permission to use your email in any way we see fit. It becomes our property. This includes posting your email address in a non-robot-accesible way, if you're offensive enough. Our disclaimer trumps your disclaimer, so if you're going to send us email with one of those "no one else can read this" blurbs at the bottom, just don't even send it because we'll ignore that disclaimer.

Thus ends our.. erm.. "Privacy Policy".